Work-life Harmonizer Gifts

Flexitime.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'My doctor says it's the result of stress caused by overwork.'

'Stresses can have a motivating effect ... If they don't KILL YOU!

Commutobile

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

The freelance executive.

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Golfing Boss

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Born In Captivity.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"I feel your pain."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Office pics on dinner table.