Rural Satirist T-Shirts

"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."

'For what we are about to receive...'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Cows.

Early Ram Raids

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Clandestine cows.

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Suburban street.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Early American Think tank

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

COWS: Spare cow

Autumn Leaves

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

Nice six-pack!