Rural Satirist Mugs

"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."

'For what we are about to receive...'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Cows.

Early Ram Raids

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Clandestine cows.

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Suburban street.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

COWS: Spare cow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Autumn Leaves

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

Nice six-pack!

Cow cleaning his teeth with string.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!