Quirky Rural Humorist Mugs

A suit of scarecrows

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

A Venus cow trap.

Scarecrows guarding a field

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Clandestine cows.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'