Rural Life Satirist T-Shirts

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

Scarecrows guarding a field

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Clandestine cows.

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

The Mongolian Steps Slinky Cows.

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'Well, no, I wouldn't say I'm a mad cow, although Farmer Brown does get on my nerves once in a while!'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Early American Think tank

COWS: Spare cow

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"