Rural Realist Pillows

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Old Farmer

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

Farmers' Warnings.

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Milkin' Impossible

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

An English Gold Field

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"