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Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

Chase me, chase me cows.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Farmer and FIsherman

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Twitter that!

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A bit of Newlyn.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

The Pooperrazzi

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

I've been doing sit-ups!

Extreme Sheepherding

Life Discovered on Mars

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

'That's the sign of a good painting!'