Rural Raver Pillows

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

Chase me, chase me cows.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Farmer and FIsherman

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

The Pooperrazzi

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

I've been doing sit-ups!

Extreme Sheepherding

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Life Discovered on Mars

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"