Rural Rhythms Lover Pillows

Farmer and FIsherman

Chase me, chase me cows.

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

The Pooperrazzi

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

'Your barn door's open.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Shepherd

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

'I love you guys!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

COW. JUST COW.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Nice six-pack!

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.