Rural Rhythms Lover Pillows

Farmer and FIsherman

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

The Pooperrazzi

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Your barn door's open.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

COW. JUST COW.

'I love you guys!'

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Maternity ward on the farm.

Shepherd

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Nice six-pack!

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!