Passionate Raver Pillows

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Book Lover

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Raven in Flight

Johnny Winter.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Flag bearers

"Spaghetti Rave"

Cybergoth.

Burning love

Dancing

World Cup Fan.

Dance Dance Dance.

The new rain dance.

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"That bass isn't bad."

Wordilly Durdillies - A fashion victim.

What did I tell you? Give him something once, and now he begs at the table every time.

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

Andy Murray

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

Night clubbing.

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."