Running Reluctance T-Shirts

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Banana Split...

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

e-shoes

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10 K Tail-Chase

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Eat my dust!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

City Marathon.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

31. 19. 55.7.

Running

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

Robot Jogger