Running Reluctance Mugs

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Eat my dust!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

City Marathon.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'We're looking for athletic people.'