Runaway Racer Mugs

Hardly Likely.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

A smiling cyclist

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Tractor Racing

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Get a life

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Think Basics.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Canoes

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

Turkey on the run.

"This next piece is also allegro."

'How'm I doin'?'

Motorbike

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

The Fourteen Yard Dash

'I'll race you to work, but you've got to promise to wait for me at the traffic lights.'