Runaway Planner Mugs

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Planned service changes

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Snail trap

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

At The Clown Bank.

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'That was a good idea of yours to make ourselves scarce, the price of honey is going through the roof. I am going to cash in and get myself a nice little hive in Ibiza.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

"Here is a folder with your itinerary, visas and pre-paid coupons for your four-star hotel nests along the way: happy migration!"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

School Trip To The Beach

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"