Runaway Racer Pillows

Hardly Likely.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

A smiling cyclist

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Tractor Racing

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

Get a life

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

GPS flag in road

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'I believe you were first.'

'Think Basics.'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Canoes

Winning the around the world regatta was great, but taking that victory lap wasn't such a good idea.

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"This next piece is also allegro."

'He says he knows exactly where we're coming from.'

'How'm I doin'?'

Motorbike

Turkey on the run.

Michael Schumacher.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

The Fourteen Yard Dash