Rule Enforcer Of The Garden T-Shirts

Lawn and Order

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Award Winning Gardener

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Beware of the Lawn

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Referee cop.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"I try to get a head start on them."

I'm looking for a job?

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!