Rule Enforcer Of The Garden Gifts

Lawn and Order

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Award Winning Gardener

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Beware of the Lawn

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Retirement was a culture shock, I still haven't mastered 'pottering'."

I will not waste chalk kid...

Referee cop.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

Mom Umpires

I'm looking for a job?

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!