Rule-breaking Revelers Gifts

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'Do you really think we can sneak this candy in?'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Damn early birds.'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

The Easter Bunny in August

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

'Let's keep it simple -- stop serving me when you run out of beer.'

Topsy-Turveydom

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

We are 50 going on 15...

Kissing ban.

No Loitering.

'Old Fred spoils that pooch of his!'

'...winning coxless four...'

'I knew we shouldn't have parked here - they booted us!'

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

'Oh Santa, I really have been a naughty reindeer. Oh oh, whip me harder.'

'24 hour drinking... I'll drink to that!'

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

Kid with dog pool toy reads sign at swimming pool saying 'No dogs allowed'.

Readaholics Anonymous

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Dinner at the Palace

"To the weekend! ...And another successful transformation from 'Functional' to 'Raging!'"