Off-duty Reveler Gifts

The Easter Bunny in August

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Santana Claus

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

'I'm glad it's friday.'

"I can't remember whether or not I left hell on."

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

"Oh, nothing too exciting, Donna. I burned the toast last Wednesday, and on Saturday Jim split an infinitive. What's new with you?"

Lush.

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

'Do you really think we can sneak this candy in?'

"No one at the joke shop need know."

"Okay, now you can take my keys."