Royalty Satire Lover Pillows

"You know it's just a name, right?"

'How about a game of cards?'

David Niven caricature

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"But they told me I was too big to fail."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

Abraham Lincoln

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Charles I

Charles entered wholeheartedly into the Royal image re-building.

'How about a game of cards?'

Duke of Wellington

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

"Hey!! Look!!!"

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'What's the point of being king of the dogs if I still have to fetch his slippers?!'

'Hannibal, what do you want from the empire? Stock options?'

Servant girl turning down a job because the family are not genteel enough

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

Darwin misses witnessing unnatural selection.