Royalty Reverberator Pillows

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Jack Gleeson

"It is we."

'The Burrito King.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Next in Lion

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I say we move on to dessert."

The Royal Wii

Best mates

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

King Pin

God save the Queen.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

The King In The Rain.

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"Stilton's the king, Camembert and chèvre are landed gentry, and cheddars are the serfs, you know."

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"Look! The Emperor has no clothes!"

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Our succession plan is we don't talk about it!

Rule of thumb.

"He gets all his news from us."

Surprise at the Royal Wedding

Football Royalty

Ethelred II

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

The king is angry you build right on a fault line, and he didn't think it was funny when you called it a "bouncy castle."

I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.

'it wasn't my parents' divorce that traumatized me — it was when my dad had my mom beheaded.'