Royal Musings Pillows

"Stupid unintended consequences!"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

The Queen

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Queen to daughter about puppy: 'You won't either name her 'Queenie'!'

'You'd better put yours on, too -- The MacBeths are coming for dinner.'

Football Royalty

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."

King reaching for an apple

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

King Charles III's coronation

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

Palanquin Toilet Break

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

'There's no business like show business.'

'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."

"Imagine how much it would have cost him if he'd actually met her."

'He doesn't reign so much as he drizzles.'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

At last, Paul Burrell finds his diary.

THE PLAYBOY CHANNEL. 'I have to get my mind off politics somehow!'

'...And before I knew it, I'd delegated ALL my authority!'