Royal Drama Lover Gifts

'Have you been fighting again?'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'How about a game of cards?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

I Pagliacci

Oedipus

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Football player taking the ball home.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Richard Hughes.