Royal Drama Aficionado Gifts

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

Tristan Und Isolde

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

How TV Causes Violence

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Under the microscope

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Kevin Spacey. Specifically, we'll talk about that delightful television drama he stars in alongside one of my favorite actresses. Also, my tv has been at the repairman's shop for a couple weeks, so maybe you nice callers can fill me in on any big news stories I may have missed. Anyhow, I once met that nice young Mr. Spacey. He gave me a signed DVD of "American Beauty." I don't have a DVD machine, but I framed it because the cover

Somebody turns up

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

Miggs in the sanctity of her chamber

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

At last, Paul Burrell finds his diary.

The First autobiography: 'I'm afraid, sire, if you want a biography, you'll have to write it yourself!'

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

'That wasn't great sex, but it was fun!'

"Humanitarian aid? -- What fun is that?"

"It doesn't look too good for Nick and Ashley!"

"But he's noble deep down INSIDE, Daddy!"

'All those cop shows about cold cases are based on my career. Every case I worked went cold.'

Vets in practise

"All for one and one for. . ."

'When you say I made the cut, is that a good thing or a bad thing?'

"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."

"I wouldn't mind this so much, if it weren't for the inheritance taxes!"

One peppermint shake, two straws. Oh no. We're back together again. In fact, make that just one straw. We'll share it. I don't want anything to separate us ever again. Two. What are you trying to do, sugar-puss, give me the mouth-herpes you caught form that Sheila? I told you, daffodil-bottom, that wasn't mouth-herpes, it was just a sore where I'd accidentally bitten my lip. And I would never have even been with Sheila if you hadn't just ditched me for that hobo. Biff Manly is a sailor who lives

'Will the Buffo cure Gwendolyn's headache? Will it upset her stomach? Tune in to tomorrow's commercial and find out!'

'Just because Mother declared war on you doesn't mean you had to declare war on HER!'

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'