Royal Drama Aficionado Prints

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."

Tristan Und Isolde

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'Don't blame the King, Ma'am. This was all his divorce lawyer's idea.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Under the microscope

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

Somebody turns up

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

The First autobiography: 'I'm afraid, sire, if you want a biography, you'll have to write it yourself!'

Miggs in the sanctity of her chamber

At last, Paul Burrell finds his diary.

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

"Humanitarian aid? -- What fun is that?"

'That wasn't great sex, but it was fun!'

"But he's noble deep down INSIDE, Daddy!"

'All those cop shows about cold cases are based on my career. Every case I worked went cold.'

"It doesn't look too good for Nick and Ashley!"

Vets in practise

"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."

'When you say I made the cut, is that a good thing or a bad thing?'

"I wouldn't mind this so much, if it weren't for the inheritance taxes!"

'Just because Mother declared war on you doesn't mean you had to declare war on HER!'

'Will the Buffo cure Gwendolyn's headache? Will it upset her stomach? Tune in to tomorrow's commercial and find out!'

'Anne Boleyn Topless - read all about it!'

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'