Royal Court Observer Gifts

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"Overruled."

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

Medieval King

Supremacist Court

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

'I like it!'

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'