Royal Court Observer Prints

'I didn't mean to jest about your dictatorial leadership style.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'A candle for it? Not blummin' likely - I'm a republican!'

"Overruled."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

Supremacist Court

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

Medieval King

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Royal wedding cake, complete with paparazzi figures

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

Royal Variety

We Remove Lawyer Residue

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Anarchy/Monarchy.

'I like it!'

Royal watches 'Prisoner cell block HRH' on T.V.

"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'