Royalty Observer Prints

'Nice speech, but let's change 'let them eat cake' to 'pie in the sky,''

"The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online."

"I don't mind his p***s always being out. I do find his relentless suppression of the peasants a bit unseemly."

"It's tough here, too. Were just living from confiscatory tax to confiscatory tax."

What brought down the royal families of Europe: Fast-lane: Royalty only!

'The artist was able to extract the true self of the persons he portrayed. That's why he ended up on a stake.'

'Well, I guess it rose to the level of impeachment after all!'

'Now that's an afro!'

'Robbing the rich isn't easy these days.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'It's an interesting idea, but increased literacy could lead to a free press.'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"He's a guard dog."

Czarcasm

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

British Prime Minister

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"