Royal Court Enthusiast Gifts

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

'Size matters!'

"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"

'Yorich's last jest.'

'He's getting dreadfully lazy -- he fell asleep in front of the jester last night.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Now that's an afro!'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

I love Lawyers

King George I

'How about a game of cards?'

"She wishes to range free!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"He's a guard dog."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'