Royal Court Enthusiast Pillows

'Mind filling out this evaluation form first?'

'Size matters!'

"Does this mean I'm out of the loop?"

'Yorich's last jest.'

'He's getting dreadfully lazy -- he fell asleep in front of the jester last night.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Now that's an afro!'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

I love Lawyers

King George I

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's a guard dog."

Czarcasm

"She wishes to range free!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"