Royal Air Force Gifts

Parachute Jumpers.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

TV jester.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'The King of what?'

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

Reign Man

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"One blackbird pizza?"

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Beefeater

Support the Troops

'Not till you're sixteen.'

My horse for a kingdom.

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'