Routine Tasks Gifts

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Please don't go!"

Kids' energy levels

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"You again?"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Synchronized sitting"

"He misses his commute ."