Routine Tasks Mugs

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You keep impeccable time."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Toothbrush Romance

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Daily Routine

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

Kids' energy levels

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Please don't go!"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"He misses his commute ."

"Synchronized sitting"

"You again?"

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."