Routine Optimists Gifts

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Six Thinking Hats

Protest

Cupid

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Sisyphus Sawyer

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Flower growing from a bomb.