Rounds Master Prints

At least he always pays his round!

Remote control pirate bully

Cimafunk

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Bloody Butcher

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Circus

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The Salmon Fisherman

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Club DJ.

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Pest control, with death.

Claviers

Matador.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'