Ring Masters Prints

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Circus Act

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Matador.

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"