Ring Masters Prints

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Circus

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

Circus Act

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

Matador.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"Fifi's husband was in the audience!"

'Now, I want you to get back out there and beg him for mercy!'