Rounds Master Pillows

At least he always pays his round!

Remote control pirate bully

A Bloody Butcher

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Circus

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The Salmon Fisherman

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Club DJ.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

Claviers

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Matador.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'I just want to be taken seriously as an artist.'

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"