Rod Master Prints

A Bloody Butcher

'Up to your old tricks, eh?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"River well stocked this year."

Zenemies.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Hoarder."

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The Salmon Fisherman

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'