Round Table Element Gifts

King Arthur and his Knights of the Periodic Table

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'Periodic table and avoirdupois weight of the Mendeleev family'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"I might be a one armed podiatrist... but if you lend me a hand... I'll fix your foot."

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

'Elements' sports team

Elements

No caption. (A diner's napkin swan flies away).

"Five settings? Who's coming over?"

"It was a good idea, sire. . . but I move that we consider going back to meeting at a round table."

'How about using a knife like everyone else?'

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

'Take it off! Take it all off! Then be as still as possible.'

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

"Should we start without him?"

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

The table

'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."