Roswell Wanderer Gifts

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Alien Assumption

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Mother Duck.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

How to deal with weeds

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

What Started the Incident at Roswell

A man fly-fishing by a river

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

The sounds of spring.

Man standing at a railway station.

Out on the river

Nature girl.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

'He's tickling a salmon pink.'

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'