Rosa Parks Day Gifts

Rosa Parks and the Segregation Bus.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Feathered frenzy

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Park statues horse and rider.

The Oscars

Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.

A scalf of sloanes

Convention of municipal gardeners.

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

Men Parenting

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

Swing time.

Trophy dog stick

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

'I was an ardent Royalist until I found out that we're only entitled to unpaid leave.'

'My family tree is Bonsai.'

'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

Whisky idea