Rosa Parks Day Gifts

Rosa Parks and the Segregation Bus.

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Feathered frenzy

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Park statues horse and rider.

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

A scalf of sloanes

Construction Zone: $1,000 Fine For Speech Climbing.

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

Convention of municipal gardeners.

Swing time.

"It's nice to get out of the house and yell at my kids somewhere else for a change."

Men Parenting

'I was an ardent Royalist until I found out that we're only entitled to unpaid leave.'

Trophy dog stick

"Let's eat lunch in the park and play 'Guess that Stranger's Tax Bracket.'"

'...and now I suppose they'll expect a day off for EVERY Jubilee!'

'My family tree is Bonsai.'

Whisky idea

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

"Can we borrow your pencil sharpener?"