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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Honey Wallah

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Bad Interview Technique

"Think about the honey."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Rubbish Carousel

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Vacant possession.

(Direct to the Consumer)

Mother's Day at the Hive

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you