Rookie Officer Mugs

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Insurance?'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Well? Did you pass?'

Cloud Hang

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

Navy games.

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"It was either us or nuclear weapons."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"I take it you don't have much of a 'no claims' bonus!"