Rookie Officer Pillows

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Well? Did you pass?'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Cloud Hang

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

'Insurance?'

"I'm on Fourth Street, in an unmarked car." "Not anymore."

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"Hey, rookie! Get over here! This guy needs CPR!!!"

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

Navy games.

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"It was either us or nuclear weapons."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."