Rookie Navigator Mugs

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

The Fast Lane.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Nethead strip: Speak binary

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Women who Read Too Much

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Get ready ... Get set ...

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Dog Book Club

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Book Igloo