Playful Navigator Mugs

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Easter Island legs

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Polar bear bowling alley

"Where the wild things were."

Child driving a toy car

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Island of Lost Guys.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

The Fall from Pisa

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Dog Book Club

An old lady Kitesurfing

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."