Family Fun Navigator Mugs

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Yeah, it was wonderful to have the kids home the whole summer.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Child driving a toy car

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"I have the kids Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. She has them Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Thursday they're free-range.

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"And the lovely, little daughter understood her daddy was tired from harvesting people's personal data all day and went to sleep. The end."

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."

"Can you hold that thought until I consult my new 'Excuses For Mom' app?"

'Get real, Larry!'

"I handled his last adventure. You take this one."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

'If at first you don't succeed, don't plan on moving back home.'