Rookie Artist Mugs

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"This way, O' Brien."

'Well? Did you pass?'

Cloud Hang

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'Insurance?'

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"This will be your office for now."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

'These are my rookie cards.'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"