Rookie Mugs

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"This way, O' Brien."

'Insurance?'

Cloud Hang

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Well? Did you pass?'

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

'You must be new on the force.'

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"This will be your office for now."

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

'These are my rookie cards.'

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"First time, is it?"