Rookie Jester Gifts

Rookie Mistake

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Women in a cross country race

"#notguilty."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Beer Order

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'